Painfully British Haikus

Dale Shaw

From Shelf: I read poetry now, why not join me?

Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people'Will make everybody laugh' DOLLY ALDERTON ON THE HIGH LOW_______Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people. The Sellotape endUnlocatable it seemsChristmas is cancelledHow many gin tinsIs decreed appropriate For this train journey? The sound of a splashMy Hobnob falls to piecesMy tea is sulliedEvery houseplantSuffers a slow painful deathI am a monsterYou're at the seasideA seagull eyes your MagnumYou won't win that fight

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